Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

Sunday, June 10, 2007

AFI 100 Greatest Film Quotes

Found this on John C. Dvorak's blog... as I've said before he doesn't need the traffic, but I'll at least give the credit :D

Thursday, May 10, 2007

7 Reasons Spiderman 3 is G_y...

Ok, so I was talking to a co-worker and in his opinion, Spiderman 3 is a bad movie. The CGI is very good and it's visually appealing, but the story is bad and premise is just bad... I can't take credit for all of this, but I did want to post it all the same... So without further adoo, and in deference to 101 Great Posting Ideas That Will Make Your Blog Sizzle, I give you "7 Reasons Spiderman 3 is G_y"


  1. The whole Sandman character is totally unnecessary... why is he even in the movie? Not only was he unnecessary, but the whole Uncle Ben's death storyline had to be completely re-told and changed to introduce the Sandman.
  2. Mary Jane sings... TWICE... why was this necessary? Pretty much all you need to know right there...
  3. Peter Parker dances... G.A.Y. 'nuff said... again...
  4. Venom is played by Topher Grace! Yes, Eric Forman from "That 70's Show"... As if Tobey Maguire wasn't already hard enough to accept as Spidey, but at least we could understand.
  5. Everybody cries... Did Tobey Maguire cry in every other scene? It seemed so to my daughter's friend... teenagers were put off by it.
  6. So why does Harry's butler wait until after the New Goblin and Spiderman have tried to eliminate each other to tell him that his father's wounds seemed to be self-inflicted? Of course, now they are best buds, right?
  7. Amnesia... AM-f'n-NESIA. I mean who uses this "classic" contrivance in a movie anymore? It's so... so... 70's??? Lame...
So there you have it... I think there are more, but this is what we got to before we were interrupted. If you can think of more, feel free to pile on... ;-)